Monopoclue

The combination on Monopoly and Clue, to create Monopoclue. Monopoclue is fun, its a game board of control and able to investigate murders of you clients as you gain more territory through the game.

Boy-"I'm bored."
Girl-"You wanna play monopoly?"
Boy-"I'm tired of monopoly."
Girl-"How about clue?"
Boy-"Nah."
Girl-"Oh, Monopoclue?
Boy-'Awww Yeah."

by Alt0id December 18, 2010

Monopolownage

The act of violently or thoroughly dominating, owning, or serving a human or computer opponent in a game of Monopoly (board or computer game). Usually refers to a move which bankrupts said opponent.

Verb form: to Monopolown an opponent.

He took five minutes to theatrically bless the dice, having every woman in the room blow on them, and then proceeded to land right on Boardwalk... with my hotel on it. It was perfect monopolownage

He had to place mortgages on his remaining properties after landing on my Marvin Gardens, then Chance monopolowned him in the face on his next turn by sending him to Bill's Illinois Avenue.

by odInsanity July 18, 2011

monopodio

(1) a captain of thieves (named for the character from Miguel de Cervantes' novella _Rinconete y Cortedillo_);

(2) someone who uses unfair business practices to squeeze out a rival (17th century Spain)

When Burgos's interests succeeded briefly in curbing Bilbao's participation in wool export to Bruges, outraged Bilbaino merchants and shippers immediately labeled the action with the current epithet, monopodio. (from Stein's _Silver, Trade, and War_ p. 15)

by Mr. Badger February 25, 2012

monopoly hoe

A female willing to perform sexually explicit acts with randoms, but only in the form of a game.

Guy- " My friends asked if you wanted to go upstairs and have a gang-bang."

Monopoly Hoe- " I'm not into that sort of thing."

Guy- " How about if we play 'Jizz on a biscuit'?"

Monopoly Hoe- " Alrite, I'll meet you guys upstairs."

by Guy Person January 30, 2014

Monopolyed

It's the act of flipping a board game board because you're losing; origin-when you lost everything during a monopoly game to another opponent you'd flipped the board game in a fit of anger

*flips board*
Douchebag-yo bro you just monopolyed the board

by Ummmmm05 May 12, 2014

Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.

Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.

by Sociophage May 28, 2016

Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.

Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.

by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016