monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.

Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"

by Hyn May September 27, 2010

Flying Monkeys

An elite race of all-powerful shit throwers who will soon implement their plot to take over the world and drown the human race in a river of shit and jizz.

yo, don't fuck with the flying monkeys.

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

monkeys

verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all

I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.

by juztin April 23, 2006

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

monkeyass

A very bad smelling object, with a pungent,vivacious, and overwheling odor.

"Damn! Your gym shoes got some monkeyass smell to 'em"

by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

arctic monkeys

A really great band! originated from sheffield
members: alex turner (lead singer and lead guitarist), jamie cook (guitarist), matt helders (drums and backing vocals), nick o'malley was on bass guitar but was replaced by andy nicholson

I Bet you look good on the dance floor-
your name isnt rio but i don't care for sand- a reference to a song called rio by duran duran

When the sun goes down-
In this song he says "He told roxanne to put on the red light" is a reference to a song called roxanne by the police
arctic monkeys

by terminalmargaret October 29, 2008