miracle whips

It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!

I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.

by David S. Rose March 3, 2007

miracle

To defecate. To shit.

Sorry I stunk up your bathroom. I just had a huge miracle.

by jairoski September 27, 2006

Miracle

A young beautiful woman, with a nice shaped body. She's very sensitive and will not take anyone's mess. She gives good advice and she's always Happy. Miracle attract hot guys , but she's very mean.

Omg! Is that Miracle? She's hot! Let's go and talk to her .

by #nice #beautiful #shy June 18, 2018

Miracle

Dumb fucking stupid bitch

Oh shit look at that girl Miracle I heard she ate a kitten!

by Shadow47Killer August 28, 2017

Miracle

How a woman describes an unwanted pregnanacy

This baby is a miracle!

by JPM02 April 1, 2015

Miracle Grow

When a man sticks his flaccid penis in the poop chute or boner garage and then proceeds to get an erection while inside. Viagra is a catalyst for miracle grow.

I thought Todd was going to disappoint me last night but he turned it around with a miracle grow

by Wooooord Fiend March 11, 2015

Miracle

She’s stunning and graceful. Radiant in her ethereal beauty. An Enigma. Usually used to describe analytical, attractive, creative, witty, intelligent women. She’s soft and beautiful, cuddly perfection. She will go to the ends of the earth for those she calls clan but cross her or do her wrong and you will feel her wrath. She is a Queen and a true diamond among women.

She’s an absolute Miracle. Utter perfection!

by BrattyPeach October 14, 2019