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the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.
I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..
by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016
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Bryce Method

The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.
Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method
by Johnny Turntable July 2, 2011
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Method Acting

A way for bad actors to get an Oscar by trying too hard
Leonardo DiCaprio could only get an Oscar by giving himself hypothermia because the Academy thinks making a fool out of yourself method acting is better than real acting.
by Colonel Kakarrot November 26, 2022
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Mommy method

One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.
by Just another internet nigga January 13, 2022
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The SAC Method

The "Squat-And-Cough" Method

n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging

Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.

Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.
by Phillip S December 24, 2008
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Grapefruit Method

The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.
Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!
by Grapefruit method September 8, 2016
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THE SEGJI METHOD

The Segji Method ( as known as the superior method among all other methods ) is used to describe someone's perfection with a situation, game or other relevant activities, some of these acts within The Segji Method include, being able to push yourself to perfection, a stable mindset, the ability to enjoy an activity or a game without caring about statistics, for someone to reach The Segji Method would be an incredible feat worth cherishing for the rest of their lives.
wow that guy over there is playing really well he must know The Segji Method!
by anonymous November 23, 2020
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