Mermating

Having sex on a rock in the middle of a river or lake.

Took the girlfriend mermating down on the river until that church group canoed around the corner.

by Sparky13us June 10, 2018

Marmite blowjob

The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.

Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?

by endamode October 26, 2018

merituulia

Is a shitty name for a shitty person HaHaH

Merituulia is just a name tho

by Myrzi January 2, 2019

Henry marmite breath

Henry the type of guy to lick his big black fingers clean after a filthy five guys on Saturday to then eat a family size pack of monster munch. Henry says he going to lose weight but never does as he is so fat and sticky. The gap in Henry’s tooth is bigger than his future, You could fit a pencil through the gap in his teeth while also eating those crunchy eye boogas

Henry marmite breath is the type of guy to eat the dirt in his fingernails

by Sumink November 29, 2021

marmite mongerer

someone who mungers marmite

someone who has been lying low for a period of time returns to the fore with marmite on his nostril. he is a "marmite mongerer"

by Beardedsquid March 21, 2008

Merritt Island

It's a LIT place. Old people live here with the exception of some teenagers and their fam. Only a few good places to hang. Overall nice place. Plus it sounds cool to say you live on an island.

1. "Hey brah, where you from?"- dude #1
"Sah dude, I'm from Merritt Island! It's so LIT there!"- dude #2

by somerandomteen June 15, 2017

marmite

Poo. Used (in a derogatory fashion) in conjunction with anal sex, and thus a homosexual who does so - a "marmite miner".

You're such a marmite miner.

by a pseudonym May 13, 2005