33 definitions by a pseudonym

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n. A mental illness which causes the sufferer to be overly and psychotically sarcastic.
Person One: Oh, really? That blue car ISN'T red, you say? Wow, thanks so much for telling me that! Now my life is complete and I can float off to the mystical, happy FAIRYland where hot naked ELVES will DANCE for me, and...

Person Two: Um, dude, I think you might be a bit sarchotic...

Person One: OHH, you think I'm SARCHOTIC! Isn't that GREAT, especially coming from...

(etc...)
by a pseudonym March 13, 2005
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what little kids say when they have to pee...
Mommy, can I go tinkle?
by a pseudonym June 15, 2004
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I had the most spiftastic day when I found that $20 in my coat pocket!
by a pseudonym November 07, 2004
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all of the above but with a tiny bottom lip beard, big hair and usually a cap
he looks a proper chimp
by a pseudonym April 29, 2004
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