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matty healy 

the only cool guy left in the world
"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"
The Worst Lighting Board operator to have ever exsisted
"Oh god its matty p, i bet hes wasting his university money doing a engineering degree"
Matty P by Chloe :3 November 26, 2024

matty b with da booty fat

skinny legend (95lb) with big fat ass that can shake the towns upside down.
"YOYOYO ITS MATTY B WITH DA BOOTY FAT AYYYYY WHERE DA PARTY ATTT"
matty b with da booty fat by 7ent January 30, 2025

Matty Mind 

Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.
Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”
Matty Mind by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025

Matty Cardarople

Mostly seen as that "one" guy in every movie or show.

Sometimes called "the Main character of Side characters." Due to his roles being a one off background character or a supporting character, most commonly known for his roles of Keith from Stranger Things, or the Henchperson of Indeterminate gender.

But he is able to be a main character sometimes, for example: Dr. Awkward is a short film he took part in and was the main lead as Adam Awkward.
"Matty Cardarople is such a great actor"
Matty Cardarople by georgiehatzya January 17, 2026

Ratty matty 

The most useless despicable character in the vampire diaries.
Hey do you know Matt

Ya ofc I wish he was dead
Ya I hate ratty matty