masturbation

A way for men or women to deal with problems without getting up. terms for men include: jerk off, rub one out, beat off, wack ones turkey, and shoot clue goo. In a womens case it could be Fingering and flicking the bean around or use a dildo.

How to use masturbation in a conversation.

For a man, "hey steve, wanna play some B-Ball?"
"Nah im kinda tired, im gonna go home, put on the Tv, rub one out and take a nap.

women do not usually discuss this subject but if they did it would go a little something like this.
"hey jacky, want to go to the mall?"
"I think im going to go back to the car and flick my bean around."
Or
"Im going to go home and check my myspace and punch my cat"

by Bobsaget,dannytanner January 9, 2009

Masturbation

Playing solo on one's organs.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Masturbation

"Practise sex"

If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Masturbation

Pulling and pumping your hard penis up and down to achieve an orgasm. At this stage your penis will ejaculate hot, sticky stuff all over your hands and then slowly go soft.

One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes. I lock the door now when I have a masturbation session.

by Callum69 May 24, 2009

Masturbation

Something a lonely adult or kid in the dark does in and or after puberty. They are also ashamed.

I am sad and depressed because of my addiction to masturbation

by Don’t ask November 8, 2017

Masturbation

something guys cannot get out of habbit.

Time for my daily jerk!

by I have have seen the promise land April 14, 2003

masturbation

Manual stimulation of the penis of vagina to produce a stimulation simular to actual penetration by a member of the opposite sex.

It's something most of us have been caught doing, never admit to doing, and know full well that everyone else does.

Woody Allen: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone that I love."

by fetusboy September 27, 2005