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witness mark

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.
I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
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Mark Moran

A person with a large head and a small body. He has large round eyes and often resembles an alien. His body resembles that of a concentration camp survivor. Surprisingly, chicks(hot chicks at that) go bat shit crazy for him and many are on his tip daily.
There goes Mark Moran with his entourage of bitches.
by Mudda Fucka Das You August 2, 2011
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mark off

to call in sick to work, usually because of drinking, bad sex, good sex, feel like partying, or are just lazy, usually with a lame reason
Man i went to the club after breaking rocks all day. I figured whiskey would help my back. It sure did but I didnt get any Puss. I was so pissed i marked off the rest of the week. Ill mark off next week to if my back dont get any better, for now Ill take a drink
by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007
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Mark David Chapman

no example needed
by erik June 27, 2004
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mark

The target of a scam.
The scammers used fake job postings to lure their marks into giving up sensitive personal information.
by bichonbich January 29, 2021
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Mark Zuckerberg that bitch

To over achieve at something in order to get back at a lady who wouldn't give you chance. In honor of Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg who created the site to impress a girl.
That bitch told him he was too fat and she would never go out with him. He's now a pro body builder. He totally Mark Zuckerberg that bitch.
by Betancourt February 6, 2015
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mark lee

GIVE MARK LEE A BREAK
HE IS TO MANY BANDS AND SM NEEDS TO STOP OVERWORKING HIM
person 1: Mark lee is so overworked
person 2: if sm puts him in anymore groups, im sueing
by taeyongs_gay_wife April 21, 2021
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