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Kaden

Kadens are sad bitches. Sometimes they’ll be beating their meat to porno, whilst the other is anime. He’ll bully you because he thinks he’s cool. All his friends are fake. To sum it all up, Kadens are bitch niggas.
Boy 1: yo who’s that short dude

Boy 2: oh it’s kaden...
Boy 1: oh I heard his dick’s small as hell.
by Aids for days July 8, 2019
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Kaden

Kaden is a total dick. He uses you to get closer to your best friend. Hes such an asshole. Hes a really good looking guy, but he'll stay with you for a year and 1 month and then tell his best friend that he didnt even like you. If you dont believe any of this. Its true. Trust me i know for a fact thats what hes gonna do. The worst part is, is that he asked you out and stared at you in math class
His bff-Hey. I have something to tell you.
Gf-Yea whats up?
His bff-Um...Kaden didnt even like you from the start
Gf-*asks to go to the bathroom, comes back 3 min later and looks like shes been crying*
His bff-Are you ok?
Gf-Yea
by Shes an asshole April 20, 2020
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Loves getting fucked by the homies and has 1 inch glizzy
kaden has such a small wanker
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dodes'kaden

"dodes'kaden" comes from a kurosawa movie with the same name, where a boy is walking around in a city shouting "Doodesss-kaaaadennnn". why?, would you ask. well its cause he is crazy and thinks that he drives a train. he thinks that "dodeskaden" is the sound of a driving train. do u get it?
the train was driving fast and shouted
"dooooodeeeesssss kaadennnnnnnnnn"
by the conquering lion of judah December 22, 2004
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Dirty kaden

When a men saves himself for marriage but ends up getting a dirty jasper instead
Man I was trying to do a dirty kaden but ended up getting a dirty jasper
by ILOVEHORSECOCK February 28, 2021
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kaden smith

You have a Kaden Smith
by Autistic chicken December 11, 2016
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