Kellan

Somebody who is thoroughly obsessed with Chicken. Somebody who questions the universe but does not accuse it. Somebody who gives innate affection to those who desire it of them. Somebody who perseveres, despite the surrounding laziness of this generation. Somebody who always seems to be in a long-term relationship. Somebody who enjoys the liberty of traversing among high places such as roofs, towers, walls, ect. Somebody who is conservative yet irrational. Somebody who drives fast when the roads are wet and is satisfied with the feeling of losing traction. Somebody who applies themselves to the conversation in which the meaning of life is discussed. Somebody who juxtaposes conspiracy theory and patriotic loyalty but realizes there will never be enough substantial evidence for steadfast proposition. Somebody who is intent upon obtaining worthy life experiences. Somebody who balances personal spirituality with occasionally breaking the rules. Somebody who knows how to prove that the derivative equation is a result of the difference quotient. Somebody who often uses large words and ambiguous sentences to make them seem intellectual or analogous to a guru of sorts. Somebody who likes to have fun.

"Oh my god my brain hurts"

"Were you chillen with Kellan today?"

by mcgellinn September 29, 2011

Kelly

A woman who adores penguins, cats, and Netflix marathons. She can often be found lounging in bed or sitting atop rooftops eating cookies. She's a bonafide badass. She has the most lovely eyes, precious smile, and endearing laugh. And by endearing we mean, makes you feel like an idiot, but in such a loving way. Although she has the bangin' body of a stripper, she is far from one. A graduate indeed is Kelly. As well as a Jedi. But for the most part, she is a wonderful friend that you will love forever and ever.

Kelly.. need I say more?

by monsieurwaddles July 16, 2014

lelli kelly

Fugly shoes that are bought by parents who copy their child's friend's parents. There is nothing special about the shoes other than the name. The only reason any parent would buy these shoes is to impress the spoiled children of their friends.

This is the jingle lyrics:
Its leli kelly | the cutest shoes | oh yeah | with lelli kelly we are so cool | ooooh lelli kelly | the cutest shoes | oh come play with us | you'll be cool with us | we got the cool gear yeah | oh yeah

by Hi, my name is not Sammy March 13, 2010

ross o carroll kelly

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!

ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine

by joe December 9, 2004

Kellyesque

1.Containing female characteristics. 2. Small, petite. 3. To carefully nurture. 4. Often viewed as quiet, when in actuality, quite the conversationalist. 5. Athletic soccer ability requiring stamina, coordination, and aggressive behavior. 6. Having creative tendencies: ability to create magic from scratch; turning a blank canvas into a work of art.

1. The non-imposing dainty Kellyesque scent glided though the hallways.
2. Children are drawn to heart-warming personalities which resembles Kellyesque.
3. When in a structural environment, one side of Kellyesque is indeed present and when excused reality appears.
4. Art starts with imagination; once an idea is formed and tools are decided, Kellyesque has taken its course.

by K.Crow March 3, 2009

Kelly Blast

When a guy meets another guy on Craigslist and allow him to practice the art of fellacio on his little soldier while the receiver keeps his eyes closed and thinks of a woman to rationalize the homosexuality he was born with.

Yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.

jbtv: why?

Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.

by Write Flicks July 13, 2010

Kelly Clark

1) A greatly EPIC person
2) The person that can not be refered to by just the first name
3) Very ninja like and quiet

WOW! Shes such a Kelly Clark

by Manda_Bunny February 12, 2009