Junkity Junk

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.

"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."

by Ms. Jenkins March 7, 2012

Vegan Junks

1. Random dude doing stuff

2. Creative fothermucker with a dirty mind and a old soul in a black bag of bones. He makes music, graffiti, fashion design, rides skateboarder too.

Person 1: Do you know who the coolest human on earth is?
Person 2: Vegan Junks, that’s fax btw
Person 1: Oh fuck, that Nigga Vegan Junks is a fucking god in human body
Person 2: He’s awesome 👏🏾

by Big Dawg from tha Junkyard March 11, 2023

Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009

Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.

"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."

by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011

junk mail

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot

Dude, I totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!

by Beiruts Finest April 20, 2011

empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

Junk Punch

v. The act of punching a person, usually male, in the genital area. Also can be abbreviated to JP.

Stop being an ass or else I'll junk punch you.

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007