hoffy

An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.

HoFFY is an asshole, that likes to read up on the latest info from playgirl

by someone February 20, 2005

im a hotty

a concieted person

did you see that, im a hotty?

by gahh_nikk July 7, 2008

Taco Bell Hotty

A grotesquely fat girl your friend tells you to turn around and look at under false pretenses.

Guy1: Oh man! There's a hot girl over there!
Guy2: *turns and looks* Ewww dude! Why'd you make me look at the Taco Bell Hotty?

by Nekst Level March 30, 2009

hefty the deeg

Hefty the deeg (also known as Hefty the dog or Rover if you want to get technical!, and is the head of the religion known as DEEGISM! in this belief the only thing you need to do is feed the dog known only as hefty!) hefty is the absolute 0 of weight. it cannot be surpassed. and will always have a bigger weight than any other dog. he is a fat deeg. so deal with it!

wanna go to church?
no thx! im a deegist!
what is deegism?
its where you praise hefty the deeg
ohh really? can i be a deegist?

Rover is quite hefty eh?
he be quite a hefty deeg
the dog is pretty fat

by Per Møller Sørensen November 26, 2007

hottying

The process by which someone becomes gorgeous (girl) or hot (guy/girl) for a date, crush, etc.

Girl 1: What are you guys gonna be doing tonight?

Girl 2: We are so gonna be hottying up for our dates!

Girl 1: Kk. TTYL!

by Charlotte_xoxo January 2, 2010

Hoofty Dooryard

Autocorrect version of hoofty doofty

(tries to type hoofty doofty for the first time)

Hoofty dooryard

by hydrated_calcium July 4, 2021

Thumbnail Hotty

A girl that looks seriously hot in their thumbnail pic on social networking sites facebook and twitter. Click them and the horrible truth is discovered.

She may be a spotty fat bitch but she makes a great thumbnail hotty

by BongoFlex August 26, 2010