Headsoff

When a person is acting childish, can’t hold a conversation, or comprehend like an adult.

Origin: like a soft head of an infant

/Head-soft/

“You just won’t understand yo headsoff.”

“Aye G, you a goofy ass dude Yoe headsoff as hell you don't understand anything I’m saying .”

by RastaWick#w€$ January 14, 2020

Headboard Club

An extremely exclusive club for anyone who has managed to shoot over their own head and hit their headboard whilst busting one out. Pioneered and ruled by the legends Charles and Josh.

Last night I was having some alone time and I became a member of the headboard Club, thankfully I didn't hit my face!

by Jamie Greenwood May 5, 2021

Headdog🪓

A food made by horrortale sans by chopping peoples head off

Horror!Sans: ONE HEADDOG🪓 COMING UP

by Imthehamman May 29, 2023

jock headlock

Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)

Will stuck his athletic cup in my face last week so this week I put him in a jock headlock.

by Matman September 29, 2013

love headlock

When someone loves you so much it’s aggressive

Bro I love my gf so much I just wanna put her in a love headlock

by barrib October 2, 2019

Amsterdam Headlock

When fucking a hooker on her back, her legs with her panties around her ankles hold the back of your neck.

That broad got me in an Amsterdam Headlock last night

by Cosmic_Snakes February 25, 2021

Emotional headlock

When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.

“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”

by RatchedRN78 March 28, 2021