guido

small cocky gorilla/monkey like creatures that are associated with the maub and have extremely small dicks but say that they are huge, 65% of the time all guidos have in their pants is a deep, pink, fish-taco smelling tunnel, this tunnel blows out a fish-taco smelling wind after the guido is through with his mexican slave (Fabio)in the bed

G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!

by guido killa March 28, 2008

Guido Calhoun

A slur for a person of both Irish and Italian descent.

"Yo, where'd Patty and Gina go?"
"They're in the bathroom, making little Guido Calhouns."

by Imbnd July 25, 2007

guido

lame wannabe italian guys.

robert is a guido because of the way he dresses

by james girado September 16, 2009

Guido skanking

A Guido boy who dances like someone would at a SKA fest only he has more gel in his hair. It is usually a mix of arm pumping in the air and the usual dance off moves. You can see this at an Long Island club when they begin to play Cascada.

OMG GET READY! they just put on house music so the guido skanking will begin soon!

by Lizardo January 18, 2006

Shinobi Guido Gangster

A mix of Asian, Black, and Guido. A Black Ninja wearing Chanel earrings and Spiked Hair. They are also good with all types of weapons. Swords, Guns(Glocks), Shurikens, Kunai, and their spiked hair too.

What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.

Jakub: Hey Scott, did you just hear something?
Scott: No, why?

(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)

Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!

(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)

by The Shinobi Guido Gangster January 28, 2010

Guido

Guido's are hairy, ugly, metro-sexual men almost to the point where you start to question if he's straight or not, they usually like to spend a lotta time on their hair, tacky gold jewlery, fake tans (see Gotti Brothers)and they work out a whole lot, talk with a lame accent and try to act black at times.

They're usually pretty perverted as well, they claim to be hung like horses but let's not kid ourselves, they're not black men.

by high rolla April 16, 2005

guido

where do i start...

WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ

WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}

WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.

WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.

HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs

herkulano and danny are the biggest wannabee guidos :

made with absolutely no love :
kay thanks

by cuties :] December 14, 2008