grasping at straws

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.

Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

by Shigity Bap May 16, 2005

grippin grain

Holdin a SLAB havin woodgrain steerin wheels.

I was grippin grain,
then make it rain but laws bust my SLAB!
But I don't give a fuck!I just try to get buck!

by Lock_Out August 2, 2008

Grasping at Straws

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

by Gramarye June 16, 2008

grimping

invented for use in gaming. when someone joins your server and their ping is so horrid that it slows everyone else on the server down. most common occurance is in fps games, where lag is literally a life or death variable.

why doesn't Grim get cable already and quit grimping up our server...

by zubsero June 11, 2006

Big Red Grippers

Large, Muscular, crab hands in which are used to torture orphans.

Jim's gonna fondle your face with his Big Red Grippers

by Jim Person December 6, 2011

Gripper

The female fun box. How the box grabs hold of the males fun stick

Tight Gripper, Roastbeef Gripper, Mudflap Gripper, Smooth Gripper, Spider Gripper, First time Gripper, Time of the Month Gripper

by B. Woods June 20, 2008

cleopatra grip

when a vagina contracts just before orgasm

As soon as I felt the cleopatra grip I blew my load & we both came together

by John Pappas March 22, 2007