Flapjack

Killing bitch ass people without them knowing what the DL is.

We are going to Flapjack Andy's girlfriend.

by MBTJESSRW October 8, 2009

Carolina Flapjack

When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.

I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.

by tehaudistarr February 22, 2008

Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

Flapjack skeet skeet

A Girl who has a flat pancake ass sprinkled with skeet skeet

That girls flapjack skeet skeet is so flat you would rip it.

by Mike Joneson July 4, 2006

FlapJacking

To masturbate with a with a pancake (preferably warm) covered in warm syrup,

Phil make pancakes and decided to go flapjacking.

by DjRobot March 17, 2011

Flapjacks

A loose fold of skin which hangs from a persons underarm, and will often swing as they move.

"Watch where you're swinging those flapjacks, Arlene. You could hurt somebody."

by Captain Flapjacks July 30, 2012

flapjacks

naked jumping-jacks. usually done to a team-mate while he ties up his laces in the locker room.

Ahhh! dude! stop with the flapjacks before i rip your nades off!

by Wahtever May 21, 2003