Flakasaurus rex

n. (flake-a-sore-us-rex) a. Someone who is unreliable and never does what they say they are going to do.
b. The biggest flake you know.

Tim: Hey, John, I thought you said you were coming.

John: No, dude, I have to wash my dog.

Tim: You're such a flakasaurus rex.

by -Angel- July 16, 2011

flake

n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through. Someone that you can never count on to eat lunch with or go to a party with.

Jenny is a flake, she told me she'd go to that party with me on Friday, and she found plans with some other girl.

by jdawg051994 September 15, 2010

poop flakes

Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats

Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!

by speckled jim October 19, 2010

flakyfuck

someone who is flaky in purpose, often a significant other/lover/partner you start seeing. They think it's for the purposes of being cool. In actually they want to get in touch with you but they believe they would look desperate if they do, they feel its safer on their egos if they they keep you calling/chasing. Its only when you stop chasing they will interfere and stop being flaky temporarily. If you are not a coward as well, than this situation might really annoy the hell out of you.

fuck it, he was such a flakyfuck anyway. All he did was piss you off by not calling, not showing up and being totally annoying.

by pcakir December 4, 2010

rain flake

When rain drops fall so softly in a flakelike manner, not to be confused with sleet or frozen rain.

Can you feel the rain flakes on your skin? I can hardly tell if it's actually raining.

by Cverb April 1, 2016

flak jacket

home made condom. usually made from cling film secured with an elastic band. but can be made from old parachute silk or almost anything.

"what a funny flak jacket" giggled june across the road, "that's surely tonto, one of alec's prize gnomes"

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".

Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!

by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010