Fizzle

When you piss in someone’s asshole and follow by popping an alkaseltzer in there for a little pizazz.

Gave Andrew’s mom the ole fizzle, fo shizzle.
Fuck yeah, Andrew’s mom, you gon take this fizzle.
Yo, Andrew, I fizzled your mom last night.

by yungtrashboi March 11, 2020

getting fizzled

to have a soda or a beer or another popeular drink thrown or spilled on purpose on your shirt

Man, at that party he was getting fizzled when he dissed my posse.

by wordmasta November 25, 2007

Fizzle

A woman or man acctracted to dead or a alive Zebras

"I saw this fizzle once he was in the sahara fucking a dead zebra"

by Fizzlemother December 26, 2007

fizzle

actually, none of that is true.

verb meaning to fail or suck at life.

Jordan: OHHHH YOU FIZZLED!

Fizzler: Awww...

by Der Meist3r July 13, 2006

fizzle my lizzle

1. Fizzle my Lizzle: bastardization of "F*** my Life," most commonly used by wanna-be gangsters or nerds making a really bad joke.
2. A way of saying "my life is fucked," "I hate my life," "The world is cruel," and "Alas, earwax."

Also, Fizzle mah Lizzle, Fo'Shizzle my Lizzle, Shizzle my Lizzle, Drizzle my Pizzle (I don't get it either).

1. "Today, I realized I have never read a true FML. Fizzle my Lizzle."
2. As Dumbledore realized that he had again eaten an earwax-flavoured jelly bean, he exclaimed "Fizzle mah Lizzle!"

by tehsalsa November 18, 2009

i lost the shizzle to my fizzle

i lost the shit to my finger..a quote from fran dresser from the nanny from an old navy commercial randomly at the end

go get this old navy fleece! i lost the shizzle to my fizzle.

by karalyn December 15, 2003

brandon-fizzle web-izzle

Great website.

This blog sucks man, it's no Brandon-fizzle Web-izzle.

by SpoVegas February 6, 2004