Fiancehiss

A fiancehiss is a fiance who hisses and sometimes growls and acts like a cat. But the rare and very beautiful fiancehiss also purrs when they are loved by their cat.

I love my fiancehiss. even tho my fiancehiss is mean she is the bestest ever.

by Demontail February 3, 2021

Financial Girth

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).

“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”

by jmcun May 4, 2022

fizan

most sexiest and funniest person you could talk to

bro he is a fizan

by thatdude32 November 4, 2022

Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.

My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.

by Chianticat10 February 22, 2023

financial cuckold

Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.

A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"

by Malishman January 12, 2023

Financial Girth

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.

Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!

by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023

creative financing

Finding an interesting or non-convetional way to obtain funds to get something you want.

"borowing" your friends bike and selling it at your neigbours garage sale so you can buy new speakers.

by lilshawn June 14, 2004