four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet

That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.

by Jake March 17, 2004

fertilized

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003

fattie

1: One who eats far too much in one sitting and is aware of their habit, but continues to chow.

2: A talentless bass guitar player from the foothills of the Allegheny mountain region who uses lessons as an excuse to meet girls. Early member of the growing trend of "hardcore" garage bands who can't play music but still garner radio play and media attention.

1: I know I asked for a super-size but I'm starting to feel like a fattie. Pass the salt.

2: Nick was only one lesson above the girl he was tutoring, but he could slap bass like the Fattie he is and that's good enough for her and his bandmates.

by Prof. Wreck May 24, 2007

festie

Those who frenquent renfaires as customers, often with seasons passes, but who are not part of the performing cast or otherwise work for the renfaire (ie. rennies). Usually some sort of badges are worn by workers and performers of a renfair as proof that they are employees. Because they add to the general atmosphere of a renfaire, most renfaires encourage festies to wear garb, thus creating the need for the badges to tell worker from patron.

They're not rennies, they're festies.

by DeadManPete November 8, 2008

fattitude

A fat chick throwing a lot of attitude, which makes you wonder why the hell are you at the receiving end, that too from a FAT chick.

Man, I'm having to put up with a lot of FATtitude these days.

by mayur June 11, 2006

Fertilizer

1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.

"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"

by coconut man the chosen one May 27, 2006

Fattire

Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.

Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.

by bwatson December 30, 2007