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An individual who has been 'studying' at university far beyond the normal time it takes to become qualified. Fetheads will be seen to swap courses regularly because they're 'not sure what they want to do with their lives yet'. They tend to exhibit most of the stereo typical traits of under achieving students, such as poor diet, drug dependency, low stress threshold, and an affinity for 'Buddhism'. They can nearly always be identified by their unique stench, which is a mixture of body odour, incense and ammonia toilet cleaners. They frequently express the wish to 'sort their lives out' but lack the willpower or commitment to actually get off their arses and complete their course or get a job.

Derivation: from the words 'Fetid', meaning 'having an offensive odour' and word 'Feta', meaning 'a white semisoft cheese usually made of goat's or ewe's milk and often preserved in brine.'
"Hasn't that piece of shit fethead been studying sociology for like 6 years?"

"Get your own food you worthless fethead"
Fethead by Eliza Humplebottom December 16, 2005
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Someone who has no other meaning in life but to constantly follow around different music festivals. Music is their high.
"Where has Alex been the last few days?"
"You know Alex, it's Summer and he's a total festihead."
Festihead by DictionaryDragon June 24, 2013

fatthead 

A gang of teenagers in suburban ghettos. Made popular by The Fatthead Ducks, a legendary gang from Parma, ohio.
The Fattheads chased Jerome into Chevybrook.
fatthead by ritatheduck January 10, 2009

feetheads 

someone who likes feet alot
someone:i like feet.
me:your a feetheads
someone:no im not!!
feetheads by nendigon June 30, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026