farting shit

Instead of farting, you fart of course, but you shit.

Telamon tried to fart like a boss, but he farting shit himself.

by CoralOralMarisa June 19, 2014

farting off the log

those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.

"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."

by Spankford May 30, 2008

facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

flanting

When you try to flaunt but you're too drunk for it to be successful.

That drunk girl was flanting her dance moves at the club last night.

by somegirl1738 February 12, 2017

Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.

by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019

Fantino

Originated in La Paz, Bolivia but soon immigrated to Canada it's a powerful alcoholic mix between fanta and vino (wine).

The origin is unknown but many speculate that Andy Pacheco's cousin Pablo showed him this drink and he brought it back to Canada, making it a must try to all Fanshawe. PEREGRINE . students.

50% Fanta
50% Wine

= Fantino

Ethan: This "Fantino" is so good it should be a Class B Substance....

Emma: This is so good What is this?
Andy Pacheco: This is Fantino, it's a mix of Wine and Fanta!

by AP_Rated October 3, 2020

Farting Knights

The Farting Knights are Aarón Amilián and his familia. That's their group name solely for when they play Fortnite.

The Farting Knights are some of the greatest Fortnite players of all time.

by El_Moco February 12, 2021