Failed

You have failed at something.

tHe aNtS:😡🐜

Man, I failed last weeks math test.

Dude. It was the ants😡🐜

by InEedMyfO0dn0w September 10, 2019

(FUDD)Failed urban dictionary definitions

The MANY bad definitions and failed words created and published on this site.

Many of these can be seen on this site.

Much of the time the word and definition are not a word or definition at all. They're

A. Something about sex.
B. Something about how much they hate religion.
C. Something racist.
D. A conjunction of words without an understanding of phonetics or language or
E. Something that makes not even a modicum of sense but get's posted anyway because some people want to express themselves with nothing creative, original or intelligent to express.

God,Several Joint Liability,black,black people,prolebrity,Lap Hog,dorkus malorkus,woman are examples of (FUDD)Failed urban dictionary definitions.

by Black King X June 16, 2014

me gustas y te quiero, así de fácil

Cuando se quiere, se desea, y se es conmovido por alguien en especial: un potencial futura-novia-amante-amor-de-su-vida. Cuando todo lo que sabes es cómo te sientes, mientras que todo lo demás es un misterio completo, un enigma completo, es decir, "nuestro tiempo aun no ha llegado"

Andy le susurraba, "Se que todo es muy confuso entre tú y yo. Pero de algo no tengo duda, de que me gustas y te quiero, así de fácil."
Ally le contestaba, "lo se Andy, lo se, pero el tiempo aun no es correct."

by Fuzzypanda July 7, 2014

Faceleech

A faceleech is a person who constantly requests to be your friend on facebook, even-though you keep rejecting him/her.

Ivan: So brittany keeps trying to add me as a friend on facebook.
Angela: So she's faceleeching you!
Ivan: Why faceleeching?
Angela: Cause she's draining all your energy when you ignore her requests!

by Angel Parra-samra January 7, 2010

Facilinatrix

A facilinatrix (plural facilinatrices or facilinatrixes) is a woman who takes the assisting role in bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, or in group sex. She is usually focused on the pleasure of the Dominatrix or of both partners. She can facilitate position changes by providing oral/visual stimulation or physical assistance, and is generally included in the sexual experience by both of her partners. She may be a submissive of the dominatrix or she may be more of a trusted assistant/girlfriend/bridesmaid present to ensure a certain level of treatment for her Mistress. She is often not penetrated (though she may be) and acts where needed to heighten the sexual experience of both her partners.

A Facilinatrix is a woman in a threesome who is primarily facilitating rather than having intercourse.

by Commander Funkmeyer May 20, 2010

failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian

if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019