FaceTime buddy

If you want someone to become a person to FaceTime you while you do dirty stuff with each other

‘Hey you wanna be my FaceTime buddy?’

‘Of course. This will be fun. Can’t wait to get kinky!’

by slopatron June 1, 2020

Facetrace

In reference to Facebook, the act of wasting hours of time locating new "friends" through your current Facebook friends.

"Dude man, I was doing some Facetrace and I found this smokin hot girl named Lindsay. She's one of Casey's friends."

by Chelsea V July 2, 2007

facetious

A word that Sinead made up

Sinead: Hey, stop being so facetious.

Me: That's not a real word and you know it

by superduckisalive April 14, 2008

facheezy

mean, obese women that smell like cheese.

That facheezy just sat on my daughter and man, does she smell!

by J-Stach October 25, 2010

facetinating

the act of procrastinating on facebook

last night Pual didn't do his homework because he was facetinating

by shardv October 13, 2011

Facetubing

Verb.

Facetubing is the act of using the internet only for Facebook and Youtube. This is recognized as a complete waste of time as no one has anything important to say on Facebook and watches clips on Youtube that have no importance or value. In some extreme cases this is an addiction where most people no longer visit any other websites besides Facebook and Youtube.

Person #1 "Where is Johnny?"

Person #2 "She's facetubing."

by JohnnyBeeGood January 1, 2012

facetiously derogatory

Facetious:
Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor.

Derogatory:
Tending to derogate, or lessen in value of someone.

Rude, inappropriate, childish manner of speaking to or about someone. Funny in an immature sense.

A mild sense might mean only light innocent teasing to make one laugh or blush. Stronger versions the phrase might mean to provoke anger, sadness or even madness!

It is usually always meant to be rude.
Comedians do it all the time.

"I prefer the term "breeder" when being facetiously derogatory to straight individuals." - Gorgon the Wonder C0w (off some 2 cans and a string forum site)

by describerfebuary1 March 4, 2012