eblaculate

to completely fill with evil and sin

Satan came from the depths of hell and eblaculated in Adolf Hitler.

by Pestilence Shadow Messina April 29, 2011

Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

Emaculate

Being great at something the first try.

Getting what you want & need a certain way.

Alex thinks he emaculate cuz he thinks he gonna look nice he gonna be emaculate

by Mr.Proxy May 7, 2019

emaculate

The most underused word that can literally be used for any and every situation— and by that I mean ANY and EVERY situation.

No one: **simply existing**
Me: Thats SO emaculate.

by hinouye808 February 7, 2021

Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017