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Electric Brid

Someone who uses money (100 to 200 dollars) to acquire any mild form physical affection. An Electric Brid always ends up getting a hug but nothing more.
This guy is such an Electric Brid. He really spent 200 dollars to go to New York and get a hug.
by Big Daddy 💦💦💦 August 3, 2018
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Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. And to rub salt into the wound all the bullshit they promised before the election is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.
Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.
by GoAskAlex1991 May 31, 2011
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Electronic Arts

A facist organization who's sole purposes is to make as much money as possible at the expense of the average gamer. They spend most of there free time in small rooms selling the goods they captured from banned wordUltima Online/wordaccounts on ebay.
Hey, i know how we can make money, lets sell in game items to players! We'll be rich! who cares about fair and balanced gaming. If you give us money you can compensate for laziness!
by B-Zor March 6, 2003
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Electronichill

A state of mind that manifests when listening to worthy, chill, low tempo BPM Electronic Music.

Artistically mixed sets that evoke other stimulated states of mind are prime examples.

Marijuana, Mushrooms, Ecstasy, Cocaine or any other aural enhancer is strictly optional and definitely not necessary.

Only quality tracks and sets can trigger an "Electronichill" state of mind.
Trafik - Stargazing 1-3 are good examples of what can induce "Electronichill."
by KW1337 March 30, 2009
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electrophilia

To get off by anything to do with electronics, esp. shocking one's self, mainly in the genital areas. It is thought that this action is pleasurable. Different people have different limits to the electrophilia. Some people enjoy a gentle tickling, while others love intense pain from it, which is why sometimes this fetish is related to BDSM. Some people use home built machines to do the job, others use TENS machines. There's also a device called the violet wand in which is not that powerful, and is usually used with people that don't like strong currents, or people that don't know much about electricity. There are the obvious dangers of electrophilia, including a risk of burns, paralysis, and electrocution. One that has electrophilia is called an electrophile.
Guy 1: I just walked in on Sally shocking herself in her genitals!
Guy 2: Oh, Sally has electrophilia. She gets off to getting shocked.

Guy 1: Doesn't that hurt?
Sally (done shocking herself): No, I find it rather pleasurable.
by Fractal-Pterodactyl July 22, 2012
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Electronic Curtain Twitcher

A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.
I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.
by The Real Funky Gibbon November 13, 2013
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