doggin

to put down something

Beth: Bobby was doggin my drawing.
Max: He just hatin cuz
it's better than his.

by Charity November 2, 2003

Doggie Deuce

A waste product from a dog's digestive tract expelled through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation.

Guy 1: I really hate the old lady up the street so I let Rover drop a doggie deuce in her front yard, daily.
Guy 2: That's just wrong.

by ToBlacktoStrong August 31, 2012

Dogilect

The act of grammar and word misuse in compliance with the popular internet "Doge" memes. The wording usually consists of short, quick, one or two word expressions, and almost always includes a classic "wow" superimposed somewhere on the photo. Words like "much" and "such" can be placed before almost any misspelled word to create the proper Dogilect format.

Wow.
Much definition
So lern
Very example
Writin in Dogilect
Wow.

by Memeology November 22, 2013

floppy doggin'

when you are in a state of utter delirium and you find every little thing to be the funniest thing ever. it is similar to being drunk or high without the bad side affects. it usually happens when you are in the state of pure exhaustion. known to usually occur between the hours of 12am to 4am.

sam- "jessi, can you pass me the ketchup please?"

jessi-"your mom. hhhhhhahahahhhhhhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

sam : "wow. you are really floppy doggin'"

by sam and winston and jessi October 18, 2008

Convo Dodging

Appearing offline/away on MSN/Facebook so that when someone that you want to avoid sends you a message trying to strike up a conversation, you can act like you're not there. Many people wait until that someone is offline as well before answering. That way, that person gets a response (so they can't say you ignored them) and you don't have to actually talk to them.

Ellen: It says Tom's away, but his iTunes PM is still changing. He's sooooo convo dodging me...

by DaObjurgator April 20, 2011

aqua-dogging

Dogging from the water - usually on a pedalo and often undertaken in Ibiza. Essentially, the act of voyeurism from a watery observation point.

Chris spent most of his holiday in Ibiza aqua-dogging.

by Behemoth1980 June 7, 2011

sweet-doggin

when someone or something try's to take advantage of you, usually resulting in financial gain for the "sweet-dogging" individual.
A word derived from a crotchety old man named Bob, who acts like a country hick but is actually from the north and in no way affiliated with the south. He hasn't even ever lived in the south.

That car salesman was sweet-doggin me for that car. Little did he know, I'm a master sweet-dogger.

That guy from the mystery meat van was shocked to know how much knowledge I have of meat. You can bet your bottom dollar that I sweet-dogged him for a good deal!

by CutieCatLady98 December 27, 2016