douchismo

1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.

That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.

by tabitha11 March 19, 2010

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douchetastic

when someone who is normally an idiot does something uncharacteristically well.

Phil usually makes an ass of himself at meetings, but today he was douchetastic!

by master bean flicker April 25, 2010

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douchitude • Douchitis • Douchitician • Douchito • Douchitous • douchitron • douchetard • douchette • Douching • douchetastic

Douchin it up

When ones actions are of douche nature.

Dude... You are sitting next to hot ass ladies. No need to be "douchin it up".

by MSStehcracker May 4, 2011

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DoucheTruck

Douchetruck has the ability to be used in many ways, but generally is used as an adjective. To describe a person who is ignorant, and vile. A person who is a douchetruck has risen above the label "Douche bag" or "Douche face."

A Douchetruck can also refur to a truck that is hired for the sole purpose of carrying, and ridding the products of douching.

"John you are such a fucking douchetruck."

or

"Holy shit, today must be tuesday because there are two douchetrucks coming up the street!"

by Olivia Benson July 21, 2008

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douchetag

(1) any number of bluetooth headset devices; esp. one worn constantly.
(2) tracking device used by anthropologists to study the habits of douches. Used since 2003 in a very successful catch and release program.

I knew what kinda guy we were dealing with as soon as I saw the douchetag.

by DbG. January 13, 2009

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