I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!

by rasechoman December 16, 2019

Dolinski Syndrome

A very strange phenomenon has recently been observed in patients whom have been diagnosed with having both N.P.D. and Tourette Syndrome. In rare cases, these two diseases have spontaneously fused with one another to form a deadly super-disease known as Dolinski Syndrome.

Symptoms of DS include:

-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior

-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love

"Dolinski Syndrome has no cure. Although it is not contagious, DS is a very serious form of mental illness and there is a real danger for those closest to the afflicted. A full and immediate quarantine is strongly recommended."

by Scorched Birth August 23, 2011

doing the most

when a person does way more than is required from the situation.

The English word for "doing the most" is: "Supererogation" which is defined as; "the act of performing more than is required by duty, obligation, or need"

Dude 1: Did you hear John did today's homework and tomorrow's homework?
Dude 2: Yeah, John is always trying to impress the teacher, so he's always doing the most.

If you want to be fancy
Dude 2: Yes, John tries to impress the teacher, but doing homework which has not be assigned amounts to supererogation.

by CoolrUrban November 21, 2017

Doing a Harold Holt

named after a former Australian Prime Minister who mysteriously disappeared while at a beach to never be seen again. When a person uses it in conversation, he/she is about to go off somewhere without giving any explanation as to why or where.

Davo said he was doing a Harold Holt, then he fucked off without saying where he was goin'

by Sosen March 20, 2011

Doing An Adam

In reference to Nottingham's biggest snake, Adam. He continually calls people out and disowns them around the company of girls, hash-tag hoes before bros. In other words, one who is disloyal or two faced, often putting girls before his best guy friends. Adam in the situation is whats known as a snake.

Adam: 'Ah mate she doesn't like you'
John: 'Ok mate'
Clarrissa: 'I think I'm going to get with John'
FLIRTING BETWEEN CLARRISSA AND JOHN AS ADAM, THE SNAKE, LOOKS ON ENVIOUSLY, THEN CLARRISSA AND JOHN GET WITH EACH OTHEr
Nathan to John later: 'Oh mate I think he was doing an Adam'

by Team3 May 20, 2014

what the fuck are you doing

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"

by KadV January 24, 2009