swedish doorknob

When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.

When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.

by Demon fist January 17, 2017

wisconsin doorknob

Accidentally putting a butt plug in backwards and twisting it to pull it out as if it was a doorknob.

Joe: wanna come over later, I got a new buttplug.

Gill: as long as we avoid a Wisconsin doorknob situation again.

by CarmellaC May 14, 2018

Dominican Doorknob

When you walk backwards with your butt cheeks spread apart into somebody’s doorknob

What’s this on my hand? Did I just get Dominican doorknobbed?

by Jpomrenke June 8, 2020

Cherka Derka

The person you can’t picture ever leaving

Dude Pam is my “cherka derka” she means the absolute world to me.

by crippledipple February 19, 2022

Monopoly Dork

An individual who takes the Monopoly board game very seriously, to the point of obsession.

"Christine and Paul were playing for fun, but Anne was a Monopoly Dork - She strategized and plotted while the other two had fun."

by Drew May 14, 2004

Dork Fetish

A strong sexual attraction to men or women who genuinely enjoy a dorky hobby in their freetime i.e. Anime, Star Trek/Wars, Computers, Final Fantasy, Magic: The Gathering, WoW, Chess, Good bands nobody has heard of, etc. This hobby somehow adds a dimension to their personality which makes them more complicated than the majority, which in turn makes them irresistable.

At first I thought Derek was sort of cute but a little bland. But after we watched anime together and he showed me his Magic card deck I wanted him inside of me immediately. I have a dork fetish.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 3, 2011

Dork

Your adorable and filled with hope, you have held your head high through the trials of life refusing to let life's downs take your smile. You are always true to yourself no matter what others think. Your smile may have been cracked by life but you never let it be broken.

you such a dork. That takes a lot of courage.

by For Abby. S. The Unicorn April 6, 2022