Brutal Dildo

a HUGE dildo inserted in a woman's ass or vagina

holy crap, look at the size of that dildo, its gotta be at least 5 inches thick!

by Greg B September 6, 2005

Dildo Blender

Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.

"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"

by White Lobster October 15, 2008

Dildo

A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.

Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.

She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.

Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.

by sirvancealott December 28, 2005

DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.

The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

Sandpaper dildo

Ouch!

sandpaper dildo

by syndicatedevil December 16, 2008

double dildo

An artificial penis that can be used by two lesbos at the same time.

Butch and Femme sure had a great time with that double dildo last night.

by Marla Singer III July 28, 2005

dildo

a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash

I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95

by dupesisking December 28, 2005