Dane

A pretty woman.

"Hey! Check that dane out by the bar."

by definedjawline June 20, 2015

dane cook

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."

by yomama16 May 25, 2009

Dane

An amazing guy who's really sweet and funny, who thinks he's a pirate and is probably one of the biggest nerds ever. He's unbelievably cute and(almost) everyone loves him.

jealous b*tch 1: hey have you seen Dane today?
jealous b*tch 2: I think he's at his girlfriend's playing Skyrim for valentines day.

jealous b*tch 1: damn...

by a for audiophile July 31, 2012

dane cook

worst commedian ever so overatted not even funny remotely

dane cook is about as funny as Bob Saget

by rest67 September 25, 2008

Dane Cook

Not funny

I think shiting my pants would be more fun then to watch dane cook's stand up on comedy central

by dksuckspenis July 9, 2009

dagnel

A person who spends all their week Inside in a basement, streaming to 10 year old "fans" who are up past their bedtimes on a $10 tablet.

Hey bro what have you been doing all week?
Streaming...
Bro you're such a Dagnel!

by Loltotallynotaviewer27 February 28, 2021

dane cook fan

Not to be confused with the very few people who can actually relate to and understand what Dane Cook is saying in his comedy routine.

75% of people who have listened to a dane cook cd, dvd, or have been to a Dane Cook event.

Mostly teenagers, females, and first-time listeners.

The girls all want to fuck him.

They can't understand half of the things he talks about, but he's their friend on myspace, and has over 2 million friends on myspace, so he is SOOO FUNNY!!!

Dane Cook: That Dane Cook is a silly bitch!!

Dane cook fan: HAHAAH!!! THATS LIKE SO OMG FUNNY!!

BAMF: Do you even know what he said?

Dane cook fan: YEAH!! Uh, no, but.. HAHAHA!!!

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Dane cook fan: Mommy, can I buy this dane cook CD??

"Mommy": No, it has the parental advisory sticker on it, so you should wait till you're 18.

Dane cook fan: But-but-but... (Cries) I'm going to go cut myself and listen to Fall Out Boy.

by voorheez January 16, 2008