Cupcake 

To pay more attention to your girlfriend, or any "non-slut," over your friends. Variation: crossing the principle of "bros before hoes"

King of Cupcakes: AJ

Cupcake by af08 October 27, 2006

cupcake eater 

A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.

My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.

cupcake eater by frosthazard's wife September 12, 2010

CupCake Stan 

A CupCake Stan is someone who is so sweet and loving towards their bias, they often get offended at the littlest of things towards their bias but they show a lot of love and support.

Eg.
"She's such a cupcake stan"
"She's so sweet and protective"

CupCake Stan by Misskawaiigirl August 24, 2017

cumcakes 

When you put your cum in cupcake batter instead of water or milk.

Those cumcakes were deeeelicious

cumcakes by Melorganne March 30, 2007

The Round Cupcake

this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.

"Last night I experienced the round cupcake four times"

The Round Cupcake by Hopf December 22, 2004

Cupcake team 

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.

Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.

Cupcake team by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

East Cupcake 

Similar to bumfuck Egypt, indicates a small town, a one-horse town, a wide spot in the road.

She lived way the hell out in East Cupcake.

East Cupcake by junior goddess December 9, 2008