crake

word meaning crazy as a mother fucker!!!

word originated in the midwest and is seldomly heard anywhere else!

Seth: damn that bitch is crake!!!
Brad: I know... u should see her in bed!

Ryan:That movie was awesome!
Alex: yea it wuz crake!!!

by B-rizzle May-Fizzle April 5, 2007

crocker

a contrary action that is very housewifey and/or culinarily adventurous. typically begins to occur after hipsters start having children.

person a: "i'm going to make pesto risotto tonight for steven, i've never tried before!"
person b: "wow, that's very crocker of you..."

or

person a: "let's go get hammered."
person b: "i can't, i have to make white chocolate brownies for maggie's bake sale at school tomorrow."
person a: "don't be so fucking crocker, jen."

when your girlfriend tries to bake you a birthday cake but fails miserably
when your friend can't make the bar tonight because he promised to babysit his nieces
when your sister surprises you with a deformed scrapbook

by flexus July 2, 2007

crooked pirate

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

by vishay August 1, 2004

crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 21, 2007

croaker sack

"croaker sacks" were burlap bags / sacks used to hold frogs when caught. The burlap bags / sacks enabled the frogs to stay alive and damp while other "croakers" were captured (called frog gigging). According to an article I copied years ago, the central Florida county of Hardee was called "the frog leg capital of the world" during a part of the 1930's, because so many frogs were shipped from that area to France. I will try to locate the copy of the article for verification of the last sentence

The boys struggled to carry the heavy burlap sacks to the trucks. The sacks were called croaker sacks, because inside the sacks were dozens of frogs, each one croaking loudly.

by COMPUTER DOCTOR November 1, 2010

croaking

Croaking occurs when a smoker inhales smoke (usually tobacco or marijuana). If there is an insufficient amount of saliva coating the throat, the tars and toxins contained within the smoke cause an unpleasant, burning sensation in the throat and lungs. The body's immediate response is to cough or 'croak'. Gagging will sometimes occur.

Smoker 1: Here, take a hit.

*Smoker 2 takes a hit, then starts croaking for 5 minutes*

Smoker 2: That shit tastes nasty.

by iSkwerl March 2, 2010

Chris Crocker

Who?

Me: Who the hell is Chris Crocker?
Other guy: No idea, some fag on youtube or something.

by dayyyyyym October 8, 2008