constate

A constructed nation, with its own artificial culture, government, and people. Like a micronation but with no IRL territory and a bigger focus on world-building.

'Hey, did you hear about Jova's constate — Jolinph?'
'Shut the hell up.'

by flvent.englishman July 21, 2025

Consonated

While playing scrabble, a players tiles are all consonants, having no vowels to help form words.

(During scrabble) I'm consonated! I have no vowel movement!

by Windbreaker willie July 22, 2025

Conopulate

To twist and turn violently like a loonatic

It is bad to conopulate your hair!!

by SPANY907 October 10, 2025

kicker consultant

A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.

“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P

by Shadwims December 20, 2017

employment consultant

Experts in employment who advise businesses on how to create the best possible employee experience for their team in order to create happier employment. This includes coaching and advising on topics such as EDI, culture, engagement, fair process, leadership and management, recruitment, onboarding, communication, performance management, vision and purpose. An employment consultant may utilise tools such as surveys and employee interviews, carry out workshops and support companies in strategy design, process design, through to recruiting top talent. The ability to execute an exemplary recruitment process and create happier employment is facilitated by the initial thorough examination of the company's employee experience. Armed with this information, and the company taking progressive steps to improve their employee experience, an employment consultant can successfully source diverse talent who would thrive within a company's particular environment.

We need an employment consultant to advise us on how to improve our culture and employee experience.

by Scottishhappinessbird June 15, 2021

Spontaneous consultation

An explosion of ideas and collaborative exchange of information with colleagues, office mates, clinical supervisors or spouses, caused by a localized anxiety-increasing reaction for the clinician needing ideas and/or inspiration for client care and may or may not involve the addition of an alcoholic beverage.

Often characterized by a sudden bursting into an anxiety-fueled monologue with, hopefully, another professional, regarding a complicated case that has one perplexed, feeling inadequate, hopeless, or in amazement about.

As soon as I got home from work I had a spontaneous consultation with my wife about an issue at work.

by Papa on Whidbey March 24, 2022

being cannulated

being shafted while simultaneously being shat on by a group of people

David was being cannulated so much that today it was just another Tuesday.

by testymctestfaceee November 29, 2022