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financially constipated

When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.
My boss must be financially constipated. I haven't recieved my pay cheque for a month!!
by Kip HT September 13, 2006
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sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.
Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015
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constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂
That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her
by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015
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Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.
I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!
by LordJefe October 29, 2018
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constipated

when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)
henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!
by usrite April 18, 2019
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postulation constipation

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.
I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019
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german constipation

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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