by Gobsterattack November 21, 2018
Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.
by Hiiam_larry October 30, 2021
the process of deleting yourself from existence
by voidheart69 March 15, 2020
lmao go commit die
by robloxgod666 October 04, 2018
by Coolguy HD October 18, 2018
Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."
Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."
Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."
A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."
A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."
A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."
by halbritma December 14, 2010
1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.
I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.
by AbAbyyy1622 October 08, 2009