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commotion sticks

A stick made of the finest wood. It is strong, light and easy 2 swing. it is used for causing much commotion. if the commotion stick belongs to a person skilled in bush diving, great powers are released from the stick.
Ron smashed a hole in ms shywees classroom wall after he was threatened with a friday detention
by ronny irani January 22, 2004
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Commotional

A female behavior that exibits a commotion.
After finding her boyfriend deep up in her best friend, the party girl began to exhibit very commotional behavior that resulted in the police being called.
by Gary Redecker March 16, 2008
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communion shot

This sacrilegious shot is a close cousin of the ladder shot.

Do a shot of red wine and chase it with a piece of bread.
Would Jesus do the Communion Shot? I believe so.
by SieveGee October 19, 2008
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Communion Circuit

A workout done inside a chapel by Catholic priests. This was first done by SFC. Fr. Roger Stainglass when he's preaching a sermon. It mostly consists of three exercises called "God Squats", "Lord Lunges", and "Jehovah Jacks". Usually they are done in three or four rounds in quick succession. A circuit of this always ends by kneeling on the prayer bench and saying one Hail Mary before the next circuit begins. Stainy does this in the mornings before the early service. So if you want a religious workout that will really perk you, try a Communion Circuit - it can't hurt you! Stainy Stainglass said so!
Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.

Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!

Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.

Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?

Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)

Bryant: What's the third part?

Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?

Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?

Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?

Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.
Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.
by tanglebones May 31, 2018
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Collision of reality

existing in the same space and time. for e.g when two people meet, your realities
collides with another person's reality. they are just as much in your world as you are in their world, you are connected and responsible for everything that is happening in your reality.
we have met due to our 'collision of reality'
by d_sizzla February 28, 2019
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covision

The phenomenon that occurs when you’ve only interacted with someone while they’re wearing a mask and your brain fills in the rest of their face incorrectly, so that when you see them without a mask you don’t recognize them.
“I had a case of covision at work when Matt came up to talk to me and I reintroduced myself to him, even though he’s worked here for two months. Stupid pandemic!”
by GumbyPU July 1, 2020
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