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closet dancer

1 : somebody who is too shy to dance in public areas, yet has no problem breaking out the moves in his/her bedroom

2 : somebody that learned how to dance by dancing and looking at themselves in the mirror

3 : somebody that surprised their friends with his/her dance moves at the club, because nobody had ever seen them dance before
"damn, where did he learn how to dance like that?"

- ah, he's a closet dancer.

"how did she get so good? where are her moves from?"

- she's been practicing in her room. she's a closet dancer.
by toonchoon February 20, 2011
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rebel without a clue

1) n. a person who claims to be rebelling against the status quo, but actually conforms to it; Hot Topic shoppers who think they're different, Avril fans who think they're punk, Clear Channel listeners who describe their taste in music as "edgy" or "alternative".

2) n. a person whose actions belie their oft-stated, self-righteous beliefs; anti-fur vegetarians who wear leather shoes, tree-huggers who drive hummers, abstinence-only fundies who have to get married because they're pregnant.
Check out that rebel without a clue, he forgot to remove the Hot Topic tag from his pre-distressed punk jacket.
by miss_mae September 12, 2003
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closet slut

When a girl acts innocent infront of others, but when she is alone with a boy, or her significant other she acts slutty.
That girl pretends that shes never done anything, but everyone knows shes a closet slut.
by gillian <3 August 10, 2004
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closet weeaboo

Someone who likes Anime or Manga but doesn't want anyone else to know they do.
Ryan won't shut up about rasslin' or hair metal but he eats pocky and plays animu visual novels when no one's around. What a closet weeaboo.
by DangerSideburns November 26, 2013
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Transparent closet

When somebody is quite obviously gay, but won't admit it.
Person A: I'm not gay, i just love wearing dresses and listening to Justin Bieber!

Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!
by tamoshaolanmean May 16, 2010
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santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.
by Human July 29, 2003
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