by mast malang June 8, 2004
Get the Choot mug.(adjective) exceptionally good; something that transcends a traditional ranking system; short for "off the charts"
by italkart May 9, 2006
Get the charts mug.Chofter (n.) one who chofts; the act of doing vaguely creepy, socially-incompetant and sexually-inappropriate things in public places. The chofter is characterized by vastly failing personal hygene, a wardrobe memorializing decades past, attempts at overly-permissive conversations with women much younger than him, usually sales clerks, waitresses, library attendants and others who, by professional standards must address even the most contemptible individuals tactfully. He is prone to masturbate in public, in internet cafes, or public urinals while fantasizing over non-mainstream fetish photos, like female bodybuilding or ball-stretching. Related words: choftish (adj), choftery (n.), chofterly (adv.)
"Hey that chofter in the corner is beating off to pubic hair-dying pictures again. Will you please call him a police escort."
by Portmanteau June 10, 2008
Get the chofter mug.Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022
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Get the Tapestry charter school mug.Guernsey dialect Twatois for cunt. Can be used in an offensive manner - see example (1), or as an affectionate greeting (2).
Originated in 2004-2005, alternative spellings include quont
Pronounced as (cont)or sometimes (tchont)
Originated in 2004-2005, alternative spellings include quont
Pronounced as (cont)or sometimes (tchont)
by Rhi303 October 5, 2005
Get the Chont mug.Stories which are profoundly untrue, yet the teller insists on continuing, with the hopes that they make him (or her) cooler.
...and while i was Championship BMX biking these 3 models asked me if i wanted sign to be an underground European DJ, but i had to decline for a supporting role in "The Wolverine". Because Chartales.
by boobturd December 15, 2013
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