chody

a nickname for a gay kid named cody who is shorter than he is fat. often referred to as a dickster

hes such a chody

by cody123589545689 January 11, 2011

Choad

1. A penis that appears to lack a shaft.
2. A shaftless penis.
3. A penis head that emerges from pubic hair and the genital sack without a visible shaft.

After skinny dipping, Richard's choad made all the ladies snicker.

by ElyVader September 22, 2010

choad

a penis that is wider then it is long

come put your fat ass ugly choad in my moulth

by Ch-OW-d April 11, 2003

Choad

Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
MYAAAAAAAH!

Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!

by Choadington Choadsworth Bear February 16, 2008

choad

A short fat penis, usually cut.

I don't take choads up the rear because small nubs usually induce more pain.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007

Chody

A large, walking chode. Can often been seen in the vicinity of computers, as the radiation they send out acts as a source of energy which Chody needs to survive. Once thought to be extinct during the early 18th century, however there have been recent sightings at LAN parties.

"Look at that guy, I bet he has a chode"
"You are wrong, my friend. He is a chode"

by Oxford Dictionary August 21, 2006

choad

(noun) A penis whose diameter exceeds, or is equal to, its length.
-y (adjective) Of or pertaining to such a penis.

"Eww Mum, check out this choady banana!"

Ronnie Corbett is a celebrity choad.

by Greg Withnail September 24, 2012