cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008

Cheating

when a man sneaks out of his OWN house, to go and find some happiness away from you, behind your back so that YOU don’t feel bad,

Cheating is for you girls.

(- Patrice O’Neal)

He was cheating for you!

by jsadecki June 7, 2018

Nacho Cheating

When a girlfriend makes nachos for a party or group of other people instead of making them for her boyfriend. An extreme slight, especially when said boyfriend has been asking for them for ages.

Boy: Hey do you think I could have nachos later?
Girl: Sure, i'll make them for the party on Saturday.
Boy:...Nacho Cheating

by Gurbachen March 11, 2010

chelping

To chelp- is to cry, a chelper is someone who cries, and chelping the act of crying. Usually directed at women.

Woman heard sobbing.
Man: "Who's that chelping?"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010

Chelping

Sexual act in which a man pinches his foreskin together to form a pocket, into which he urinates to create a balloon of urine reaching the size of a golf ball (sometimes as large as a billiard ball), whereupon he releases the urine onto the face of a willing participant.

Chelping is way better then golden showers. Its like a water balloon of piss hitting your face.

by IHAx981 December 18, 2009

cheatingowanie

english word cheating mixed with polish ending simply meaning cheating

daniel, ja widze cheatingowanie.

by David February 22, 2005

Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.

My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.

by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020