Cheap as Chicken

When something is so ridiculously cheap that the only thing you can think to compare it to is chicken.

Friend: Wow look at that hat, it's 95% off!

You: Man! That's cheap as chicken!!

by Charliecat1998 February 8, 2012

cheap cheater

street slang for cocaine; also known as cheddar

The two college aged boys stayed up all night snorting cheap cheater.

by charlie's angel June 20, 2003

cheap date

A person, usually a girl, who you can take out without worrying about $100 restaurant tabs. She's usually a vegetarian or prefers pasta and appetizers to a steak and lobster dinner. Some prefer going to a cafe or fast food instead of a fancy restaurant. If she doesn't drink any alcohol that's even cheaper.

Barbara chose pizza when we went out Saturday night and bowling the previous week. I thought she would be the type to break the bank but so far she is a cheap date.

by wm724 September 19, 2014

cheap slut

n. A cute, cuddly little fluffy ball of exquisite goodness and glee.

Dan McLaughlin is a cheap slut.

by stephen zeigler roberts March 10, 2008

The cheap seat

Dropping a Duce in a urinal

The stall was full so I gave them the cheap seat

by Natralice July 12, 2014

Cheap and nasty

Someone who is cheap to get in bed

"Ew! look at that girl, i bet shes a cheap and nasty!".

by Thatblondie97 April 20, 2018

cheap & dirty

The feeling you get after taking 5 xanaxes, drinkina bottle of vodka and smoking 2 packs of smokes, and having crazy sex with someone who hardly know who has brown eyes and which you are in a crazy deep like with.
And after that night they never txt you back. Leaving you feeling cheap and dirty.

Johnny Benzo song.

Justin and I got so wasted and had sex, now he won't text or call, I feel so cheap & dirty.

If I had known you'd make me feel so cheap & dirty, I woulda said don't fucking touch me.

by shellz812 October 19, 2013