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calvinism

The System of theology, defined by John Calvin, emphasizing the sovereignty of God over the free will of man, in which God undoubtedly and effectually saves His elect.
Calvinism alone is the gospel and nothing else.
by Evan May June 6, 2005
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a Calvin

To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.
Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.
Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.
by Varnell August 7, 2006
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Calvin

Someone who gets a hard-on when a woman that is about 200 years older than him touches his dick
A- Did you see what happend ?

B-"Yes that guy pulled a calvin with that old lady"
by Smartguy69666 September 12, 2016
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Celina

A small town in Texas that has one hell of a High School football team. Everyone else complains that they recruit players, but when the rubber meets the road other teams know that they have been pwned by a bunch of kids with leetsauce running through their veins.
Man that score got way outta hand! You have been Celina'd!
by Bobcat Benny December 17, 2006
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Calvin

Calvin is a mysterious non vanilla man from upsate NY. He has a darkness in his soul that he shares with so few. The look in his eyes, and the sound of his voice will captivate most women. You can immediately sense his sexuality when he enters a room. Calvin is the type of man that everyone woman will breathe in her dreams and her lustful fantasies will take hold of her soul. The desire will be overwheling , she awaken with wet panties and a throbbing clit. Wanting Calvin. If you are one of the few to become Calvinized you will never want vanilla again. Calvin will take your mind and body to places that good girls blush about. He will use his hands and tongue in places thst will leave you begging for more.
He blindfolded me and began whispering all the erotic things his mouth was going to do to my body, I had dreamed about this moment for all my life. When his lips brushed across my ass, I knew I was being Calvinized. I would never be the same vanilla girl.
by Olivia Andersen May 24, 2018
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Celine

This girl is usually beautiful and very trustworthy.She also would make a great relationship with a man called Faris.
Man,Celine is so beautiful

In know but she’s with Faris right?
by Fr bro October 10, 2019
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Celine

CELINE STOP TURNING KIDS INTO FROGS
by Something_hungry November 8, 2021
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