cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg straddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

by critter getter September 21, 2007

Cells

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Stop celling it up dawg

by Moo November 3, 2003

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Collusions

Meeting with someone with an enormous cock. Knowing someone with a penis the size of a black man.

I'm in collusions with this guy across the street, he's 12 inches limp!

by Mr. Shaggswell May 10, 2010

busy on a cellular level

An excuse given to parents for teenage laziness.

"Laila! Get up out of bed! You're so lazy!!!"
"I'm busy on a cellular level." (<- mumbled into pillow)

by Lailacm June 22, 2008

cellulite

the cottage cheese looking substance that jiggles around by your fat sections

Ugh dude look at the chicks cellulite on her ass, gross!

by jlo June 14, 2003

Celluless

To not be in possession of a mobile or cellular phone.

My mom took my phone away, I've been celluless for so long now!

by ebalbed June 2, 2007