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Definitions by jlo

band aid 

some one who helps out in the band room when the director does not have a class usually doing sexual acts for him
band aid by jlo January 14, 2005

mutually assured 

When both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.
By engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually assured a wild climax.
mutually assured by JlO September 5, 2003

backstabber 

all your so-called friends who turn around and screw you over
Until second semester our group of friends was close until everyone started dating each other, we found out who the REAL backstabbers were, thanks you guys.
backstabber by jlo June 16, 2003

cellulite 

the cottage cheese looking substance that jiggles around by your fat sections
Ugh dude look at the chicks cellulite on her ass, gross!
cellulite by jlo June 14, 2003

pussiofious 

current state of being, of the average frenchman.
pierre is completely overwhelmed with pussiofious feelings toward the iraqis.
pussiofious by jlo June 13, 2003