ciloholic

A person addicted to palindromes.

"Without treatment the condition of the ciloholic can degrade into that of ainamania or even aibohphobia." -Sigmund Freud

by Lexical October 14, 2007

Mississippi Ceiling Dangler

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.

The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

Ceilidh

Kinda short, but very awesome. Also is likely to be the first person to commit murder with a juice box.

"Man, that girl is such a Ceilidh"

by Dopey McDinosaur January 9, 2010

Broke the glass ceiling

To overcome many obstacles to achieve a goal that was previously unattainable.

Boy 1: Did you ask that girl out on a date yet?
Boy 2: Yes, I just did.
Boy 1: Wow! You really broke the glass ceiling!

by KingPrince21 November 12, 2016

Hit the ceiling

When you ejaculate and your nut hits the ceiling

bro i just wanked it and hit the ceiling

by TannerCam July 8, 2017

celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.

"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."

by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009

Cellowned

When a cello/cellist plays a song perfectly or just straight up amazingly.

"Wow, that cellist just cellowned that song."
"Yea, now I want to play cello!"

by The Epic Cellist May 16, 2009