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cactus-hopping

The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.
"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"

"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."

"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"
by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009
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Cactussed

The act of being cut, scraped, stabbed, or injured in any other manner by a cactus or a related species.
Don't run through the desert without shoes or you might get cactussed.
by ehbaseball October 18, 2010
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The Cactusman

The most awesome thing ever created. He has ONE wing hidden inside his t-shirt and a canadian tucked under an arm.
Dan: You see that guy, he's The Cactusman
Tom: I know, right.
by deathofmeat May 12, 2010
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Licking the Cactus

Going down on a girl two to three days after she's shaved her junk.
Gwyndolynn forgot to pack her razor, so I was licking the cactus towards the end of the trip.
by Gabe McDanielTrim January 2, 2012
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goes home to a cactus

when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected
when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus
by harrysupperrighttit November 16, 2020
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cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while
That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!
by Vertigo January 11, 2004
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Cactus Rock

The little-known tallest mountain in Arizona, which, contrary to popular belief, is actually taller than Humphrey's Peak, but debate continues about whether or not the cactus counts as part of the mountain's height.
One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, rock. Everyone, do the Cactus Rock!
by supaDISC May 25, 2004
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