Aspirin between the knees

Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public

Person 1:

"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"

Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."

by phroug2 April 15, 2012

Betweenie

A bikini waxing service that removes most, but not all, of the down there hair

I am going to the spa to get my betweenie. See you at the beach tomorrow

by Katey456 December 29, 2009

buttweenie

the area between your butt and your weenie

my buttweenie smells like cheese

by taintaclaus September 25, 2009

vegetarian between meals

Snappy comeback to say if someone comments on the fact that they are a vegetarian.

Ben: How would you like your steak?
Ronnie: Oh I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Ben: Me too, but a vegetarian between meals.

by benormous April 30, 2006

Between The Eyes Music

Between The Eyes Music is any song that is played to the point where it has lost all of it's original meaning. The term comes from the method of killing ones self by shooting themselves between the eyes. Which makes for a quick, painless death. These songs are popular; at least at first, but over time due to them being overplayed and overused; they end up annoying the listener. Some example of these types of songs are Daniel Powter's "Bad Day", which was played over and over again on American Idol. Mariah Carey's "Hero", which is played on practically any reality show were the directer wants to have a Compassionate moment. Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", which was used on the Titanic movie soundtrack and was overplayed almost constantly on the radio.

Man! If I hear that F**ING Mariah Carey song Hero one more time I'm going to be forced to kill myself! I wonder if she realizes that by allowing anyone and everyone to use that stupid song; that she made the song into Between The Eyes Music? What ever message that song had has long since died...

by the2ndflood October 5, 2008

between a turd and a wet place

A more descriptive version of a sticky situation. "Between a rock and a hard place" doesn't really cut it when a situation is not only difficult, but upsetting and/or infuriating.

"I really don't know what to do. My girlfriend thinks I can't commit, and wants me to go meet her mother. If I don't go, she's going to break up with me. But if I do go to the meeting, her mother will likely remember that one night stand I had with her a year ago--and that's really going to be trouble. I'm really between a turd and a wet place here."

by H. Bobs September 4, 2014

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012