Backsmells

1. adj. Foul smelling.
Sickening.
Unhygenic.
2. N. a pizza boy who is a real douche.

1. "Hey man. You see that girl. Her vag is pretty Backsmells!"

2. "Hey Backsmells, buy us Denny's or we won't be your friend."

by 30secondsoflove August 19, 2007

Backseat-admin

A member on a web-forum acting as if he or her is an admin, without being so.

John: Look at this video "inappropriate-content"
Bob: That is blasphemy! Have a nice holiday!
John: Oh, please Bob, stop being such a Backseat-admin.

by Eskimow October 5, 2009

backseat farmer

a person who watches you play Farmville from over your shoulder and constantly gives unwanted/unneeded advice pertaining to your farming abilities

Trent doesn't even play Farmville, yet he is always being a backseat farmer by telling real farmers what to do.

by Nice Cream Paint Job January 18, 2010

no backsies

Once a deal has been made, it has been made.

It can also be further interpreted to mean some transition into a new situation has taken place and there is no means for return.

Example 1: nah, we did a fair trade between your charizard and my pidgey. There's no backsies, gg.

Example 2: that christian girl is trying to pretend nothing happened, but I totally fucked her up the ass lol. There's no backsies.

by DerpDerp2435 February 2, 2021

Backstabbing bitch

Someone who pretends to be your friend yet at the same time secretly talks to the person you're talking to, without telling you. And even when you ask if this is true, She'll lie straight to your face. Making you out to look like a complete and utter mug.

You: I think it's low to talk to your friends ex, or their link.
"Friend": I would never talk to the same person my friend is talking to.

(1 month later)
Boy: I'm talking to your friend- stop messaging me.
You: she's such a backstabbing bitch.

by G1itt3r987 January 15, 2017

yellow fronted brown backs

A pair of ageing and rarely laundered scads.

"I took my grandma to see Tom Jones the other night. She got carried away and slung her Yellow Fronted Brown Backs at the poor sod..."

by J Biscuit August 30, 2007

backslap

To strike someone (usually on the face) with the back of the hand.

If you don't shut up, I'm gonna backslap you.

by LudwigVan December 23, 2003